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AnonJr
Absent-minded Webmaster
USA
621 Posts |  Posted - 15 Mar 2006 : 19:18:07 
| Saw this elswhere and figured I'd share it:
Bubba's pregnant sister is in a serious car accident causing her to fall into a deep coma. She awakens after nearly six months and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins - a boy and a girl and your babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers with a smile. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
She then asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" Smiling and shaking his shoulders up and down, the doctor replies, "Denephew." |
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers |
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AXEMAN2415
Guitar Weenie
USA
740 Posts | Posted - 15 Mar 2006 : 20:50:10
| | Somehow, I am not surprised..... |
"C'mon Dave, Gimme a break!" |  |
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AnonJr
Absent-minded Webmaster
USA
621 Posts | Posted - 16 Mar 2006 : 21:11:53
| | It was sent as a joke, but given some of the things I've seen in the past it wouldn't surprise me if it or something like it had happened before. |
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers | |
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michael322006
New Member
USA
97 Posts | Posted - 06 Jul 2006 : 00:09:22
| how about this one. Lady has identical twin boys but cant take care of them so she gives them up for adoption. The one boy goes to a nice Egyptian family and they name him Ahmal and the second boy is adopted by a nice Spanish family and they name him Juan. Years go by and the lady gets a call from Juan saying that he was her biological son and would love to meet her. So they set up a date. She tells her husband how excited she was. She hoped her other son would call her and meet with her. The day comes and she meets Juan and is really excited in seeing him and how he has grown up and told her about getting to meet Ahmal. She came home later that night and her husband asked her how her meeting was. She was happy to see him but disappointed not to see her other son. Husband says "identical twins right they look just like each other right" the lady nods her head. her husband then says "well if they look a like then you dont need to worry about it cause if you seen Juan youve seen Ahmal"
for those who dont get the punchline "if youve seen one youve seen them all" |
And when all is said and done I can go home :D | |
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AnonJr
Absent-minded Webmaster
USA
621 Posts | Posted - 07 Jul 2006 : 09:21:25
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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