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Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies	[quote][i]Originally posted by Shredhead[/i][br]In an effort to bridge the vast cultural void between us , I give you THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY Log On - Make the barbecue hotter Log Off - The barbecue is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue Download - Get the firewood off the ute Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys Window - What you shut when it's cold Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season Byte - What mosquitoes do Bit - What mosquitoes did Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do Chip - A bar snack Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem - What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife Laptop - Where the cat sleeps Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe - What holds the shed up Web - What spiders make Web Site - The shed or under the verandah Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go Upgrade - A steep hill Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network - When you have to repair your fishing net Internet - Complicated fish net repair method Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net Online - When you get the laundry hung out Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. [:p] [/quote]
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Shredhead	Posted - 11 Feb 2008 : 03:02:02 In an effort to bridge the vast cultural void between us , I give you THE RURAL AUSTRALIA THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY Log On - Make the barbecue hotter Log Off - The barbecue is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue Download - Get the firewood off the ute Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys Window - What you shut when it's cold Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season Byte - What mosquitoes do Bit - What mosquitoes did Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do Chip - A bar snack Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem - What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife Laptop - Where the cat sleeps Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at Red Rooster Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe - What holds the shed up Web - What spiders make Web Site - The shed or under the verandah Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go Upgrade - A steep hill Server - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network - When you have to repair your fishing net Internet - Complicated fish net repair method Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net Online - When you get the laundry hung out Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.
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AXEMAN2415	Posted - 14 Feb 2008 : 14:09:10 I like to "frame" those letters....lol
Captain Blasto	Posted - 13 Feb 2008 : 02:37:59 What do inmates letters have to do with it?
AXEMAN2415	Posted - 11 Feb 2008 : 08:25:16 LOL! Talk about context being everything!